Conair Deluxe Handheld Steamer
Too self-aware? Kind of being a drag? Okay, yes. You're right. Onto the goods:
The Conair Deluxe Handheld Steamer, you guys.
I'm usually pretty good about not getting ketchup and deodorant and stuff on fancy clothing. I'm slobby but if I spent a lot of money on a nice article of clothing, I try to keep it unsoiled so I don't have to dry clean it after only one or two uses. But what I do constantly is get my clothes wrinkly. It's the worst. For the longest time I swore off satin and silks of the more delicate variety because the wrinkles were just too annoying. Furthermore, I'd always just send them off to be dry cleaned - totally expensive by the way - because I knew they would steam the wrinkles out.
Well, no more.
The Conair Handheld Steamer is the answer to these wrinkle problems. So easy to use! You'll never have that fear like, oh god, I'm gonna ruin this nice blouse by dumping water all over it or whatever. It's awesome. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow and wasn't going to bring my favorite yellow silk BeBe dress (yeah, I shop at bebe sometimes. Me and a bunch of 14 year old girls, and young Persian moms!)...
...but thanks to my little steamer, I can totally throw the dress in my carry-on, let it get all wrinkly and gross, then steam the shit out of it in New York, put on jeans, lip gloss, my tunic, some heels, and be at Da Silvano...
...in like 20 minutes. Drunk in 35! Yaaaayy!!!
dress: $139, bebe.com